u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via forahx)


Because it doesn’t matter if Bucky’s been brainwashed for 70 years and doesn’t remember his own name - saving Steve is hard-wired into his DNA

(via postulation)

(Source: emedemabri, via borinq)


Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

(via borinq)


don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via s-h-a-d-o-w-kissed)


hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

(Source: speedlimit15, via thatswhattheythought)


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via thatswhattheythought)


Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(Source: naughttyangel, via thatswhattheythought)

(Source: thejogging, via forahx)


anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via forahx)


so many concerts, not enough money

(Source:, via forahx)


that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

(via thefuuuucomics)