zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via forahx)

mamalaz:

Because it doesn’t matter if Bucky’s been brainwashed for 70 years and doesn’t remember his own name - saving Steve is hard-wired into his DNA

(via postulation)

(Source: emedemabri, via borinq)

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

(via borinq)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via s-h-a-d-o-w-kissed)

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

(Source: speedlimit15, via thatswhattheythought)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via thatswhattheythought)

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(Source: naughttyangel, via thatswhattheythought)

(Source: thejogging, via forahx)

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via forahx)

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(Source: truthed.tk, via forahx)

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

(via thefuuuucomics)