(Source: bryko, via penishole)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via justoneyesterdaaay)

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

(Source: kaijuscience, via wiggity-wiggity-whack)

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"Beyonce is overrat-"

(Source: zenpond, via we-are-nacho-loveers)

billy-forsetti:

why is it that when dylan sprouse and calum hood had nudes leaked everyone praised how well they handled it and attacked those who leaked them, but when over 50 female celebrities have nudes leaked, the hacker responsible is called a ‘hero’ and the victims are called ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’

oh wait

i know why

(via sophiebagel)

cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

(Source: nickiminajvevo, via death-by-lulz)

(Source: b3tweenthelines, via ccitadel)

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater, via crrocs)

You can’t go to the pharmacy without someone saying, “Hey, you’re the girl from Harry Potter!” and I’m like “Yeah! Just buying tampons, see you in a bit!”

(Source: huntintrip, via sophiebagel)

mrsgoodacre:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

QWOP

(via sophiebagel)

guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via wiggity-wiggity-whack)

kidwithachalkboard:

kidwithachalkboard:

Some of you guys asked me for wedding photos. Here are my favorite four :D

Hey! Someone requested some more photos, so I picked another 4. Enjoy :)

(via my-patronus-is-obamas-face)